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Apparently I didnt. Or you didnt all read. Here are a few updates
1. I do NOT need to see a picture of your penis on the first exchange. I know. I know. Call me crazy! As odd as it might seem, I have seen several penises in my life! And despite what YOU might think, yours really isnt all that special. Sorry! If and when I want to see your penis, I will ask to see it at that time. Okay? Okay!
2. If you are MARRIED please save yourself and me the time. Not here to judge, just not what I am looking for. I would have posted in "Casual Encounters". Because something tells me you will have a hard time committing to me and my needs if you have a missus at home.
3. If you are over 50 please dont reply. I know age is just a number and all, but, well, some of the s I got just bordered on creepy. I dont want to date my grandfather. Sorry! I look, act and dress much younger than my 38 years
Finally, thank you to all of you who DID read, pay attention, and respond. I have had great fun reading your responses and corresponding. I am still on the hunt though for that ONE guy who is just gonna "Get It".So if you STILL have the patience to deal with ME, then please drop me a line! THANKS!
To read this ENTIRE thing!
So I guess I am supposed to use this space to tell you a little bit about myself.I must confess I find that difficult. How in the world do you tell someone how incredibly awesome their life would be with YOU in it in 500 words or less? You can't. Not really.
So I will do my best to spark your interest and we will go from there.
First and foremost, I am a direct and honest person. I have, at many times, been told I am too honest. I do not believe such a thing exists. If something is on my mind, you are going to know about it. If something is on YOUR mind. I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. (Isn't that an amazing concept???) Lol.
I like to talk and I like to listen. Its called communication. And if you aren't good at it, then I am probably not someone you want to hang with. I like to converse on a wide array of topics. Religion, politics, restaurants, music, books, beer, sports, etc.PLEASE be able to carry your end of the conversation. If I wanted to talk to myself I would (oh, okay, I confess, I have, and I do!!).
Translation for some of you "Slower" individuals out there. Please don't send me a one line that says "Hey babe, want to chat?".If that's your standard pick up line, then no, I think I will pass.But hey, thanks for stopping by! Hah.
Lets see.What else.
I am cute. Smart. Sexy. Feisty. Passionate. Witty. Sarcastic. And oh so clever! I can have moments of complete silliness, like dancing a jig in my living room and singing into my hair brush, to being very serious and intense debating the latest headline. This is just part of my uniqueness. I like to keep you on your toes.
Normal is boring.So why be normal? I have embraced my nuttiness, and well, you probably should too! :)
I was married for 13 years to a really great guy. I have been divorced for over two years. He remains one of my best friends. What?!? Collective cyber gasp!!! That's right folks. I am friends with both my ex husband and my ex boyfriend. Why? Because I see no reason not to be. They are good people. I am good people. Good people need to stick together. I am not really a jealous kinda gal, so it would be helpful if you weren't either. I am very confident in myself and what I bring to the table. I believe that BOTH parties in a partnership should be individuals. That means I don't want to be responsible for YOUR happiness. I want us to both be happy on our own, but absolutely SPECTACULAR when together.
I am pretty self aware. I know my flaws and work on them constantly. But I also know how awesome I am. And I consistently work on maintaining my awesomness.You know, for the good of society!
You don't have to be a millionaire, for I am very self sufficient, but I am not going to lie. It would be SWELL if you could pick up the tab here and there. Call me old fashioned!
I don't have ren, but don't mind if you do. I do not do mama drama very well, so if that's your world then leave me out of it.I am more of a peace and respect kind of girl. Life is too short for that crap.
I have two dogs full time that I am rather fond of. So if dog hair bothers you, guess what? Yep, not the gal for you. I have a boxer mix and an English bulldog. I share custody of two other dogs with the ex, a beagle and a collie mix. (We are on the cutting edge of divorce etiquette!)
Lets see. I am well over my 500 words so I should be wrapping this up.
I am very much into a healthy lifestyle. I have been on a weightloss, lifestyle journey now for about 6 years. I lost about 65 pounds with several more to go. I am a CONSTANT work in progress. I do 5 and 10ks, try to avoid bad food, ride my bike, stay active, etc. It would be GREAT if these were your interests as well, because I need an extra kick in the butt some days.
This means that I am currently a PLUS size gal who is rockin her way to thin.It TAKES TIME.And if extra pounds bother YOU I get it. But please don't bother me. I don't have time for shallowness or games. I am still one heck of a gal. I mean, look at me! I am adorable, no? Hah.
As to what I like, well, I am not hung up on looks. A mental connection far exceeds the physical for me, but lets face it. You gotta at least spark my interest on the outside before I allow you to lay a lip lock on me.Its just basic human nature I am afraid. I like tall guys, bigger guys, bald guys.Tattoos and piercings are fine.Goatees.But these are just surface things that MIGHT get you noticed before others.However, if you look like Brad Pitt, I certainly wont kick you outta bed, you know?? ;)
Musically I am into Celtic Rock, Classic Rock, Alternative Rock. All things 80's (Monster Ballads is a MASTERPIECE!).I like old school country. Johnny, Dolly, Kenny, etc.Dont really do the new pop country stuff. Sorry!
I enjoy sports. Buckeye Football, Blue Jackets Hockey, Indians Baseball. I LOVE the Arena District and German Village. I am an amateur photographer and am NEVER without my camera. If you are in the Witness Protection Program you're screwed!! I am a total FOODIE.(Hey, maybe that's why I have a weight problem!) I love to shop for it, cook it, eat it!
I love books, movies, animals, beer, sex, my friends, my family, old abandoned things and all things covered in cheese!!
Oh, one last thing.
I like beer. Hence, the screenname. I am into craft beer, and to date, have tried and rated over 800 different beers. I am one of the top female raters in the state of Ohio. If Bud Light IS your drink of choice, I will be making fun of you on this ride.(But its all good, right??) ;)
P.S. Also dont mind meeting new friends along the way.So maybe if you arent interested romantically, drop me a line, we can still hang and get to know each other, right? Ladies, that means you too! :)
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